Cheney Shoots Hunting Partner with Shotgun

Left - Terrorist Quails - Please contact the
Department of Homeland Security if you
spot these evil doers.

Actually, I heard from one of my sources, that he had intellingence that said there were some terrorists in quail costumes in the area.

Cheney accidentally shoots hunting partner

"...When spotting what he thought were quail the VP laid out a barrage of rounds he called his “shock and awe” method...."